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INSIDE: I'm sure you can find a date somewhere else. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You're never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Now go ahead and show that cake who's boss! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...unless of course, you're a man. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you don't have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you could pass for a much younger man. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: We still don't know what we want to be when we grow up. Happy Birthday Anyway!
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INSIDE: If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...think of them as mature dimples! And have a Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You do everything with so much style!
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INSIDE: Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Oh well, how often do you really need to bend over and touch your toes? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Just wanted to flip you the bird for your birthday. Hope it's ducky!
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INSIDE: But you already have one of those. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can fart and people just blame the nearest dog. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You may not use it much anymore, but you've still got it! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Looks like another one crept up on you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when that was "on line"? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: It's a whole lot less time consuming! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...I decided to crack one! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: They might eat a whole cake, but they don't cry. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But enough about your morning shower. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …well, let's just say we shared it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Your talents never cease to amaze me! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Bangs will cover that, you know. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can hug a tree, but going any further is inappropriate.
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INSIDE: ...your grip on reality, that is! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Remember when a quick comb thru was enough? Happy Birthday!
