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INSIDE: Yeah, me neither. Have a silent but deadly Birthday.
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INSIDE: I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about. So I got you this card. Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Actually, I have no idea what you did last year. Anyways, Happy Birthday!
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...I could walk in my garden forever. —Alfred Lord Tennyson Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: And by “friends, food and fun” I mean “me, cake and wine.”
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INSIDE: …"Girls night out" didn't mean walking around the house without a bra? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Walk this way and everything returns to where it once belonged. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I can’t tell you what I’m giving you, but the ribbon around it is killing me!
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Youth would be ideal if it came a little later in life!
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INSIDE: When you’re done celebrating, please come visit me in the mental ward.
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INSIDE: …but I don’t think they meant farts. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Have your cake and eat them too. Happy Birthday!
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You have to get older... but you don't have to grow up! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Thought you'd enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ... the better the bath toys. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You can’t stem the tide. But if you hurry, you can save the cake. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Your dad had a hand in it, too. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Eat your cake and ice cream first. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Except that one you keep having where you're walking around naked at your old high school. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Which gives you an excuse to buy more shoes. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But without all the fleas and monkey poo usually associated with that scenario.
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INSIDE: ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what's happening to you!
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INSIDE: At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...it goes straight to your butt! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You know a lot of people in their hundreds? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...but you're not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...We tend to enjoy life's simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
