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INSIDE: I once threw my scale across the room. It deserved it! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: The main character turns a year older. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Please, do not attempt to blow out the candle.
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INSIDE: At your age you’ll never be ripped. Torn maybe...not ripped. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And have the courage to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: is the first step to having a happy birthday!
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INSIDE: Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.
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INSIDE: And forget the Present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
