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INSIDE: And forget the Present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.
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INSIDE: Now if you could only remember where you put it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Oh, I’m sorry. That was the dog. The cat doesn’t give a damn.
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INSIDE: Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: They are, but you’ll have more fun if you don’t think about it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I’m always surprised by what comes out of your mouth.
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INSIDE: Of course, that guy was waaay younger than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And by “friends, food and fun” I mean “me, cake and wine.”
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INSIDE: Walk this way and everything returns to where it once belonged. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thought you'd enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Your dad had a hand in it, too. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm sure you can find a date somewhere else. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You're never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Now go ahead and show that cake who's boss! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...unless of course, you're a man. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And you could pass for a much younger man. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You may not use it much anymore, but you've still got it! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: It's a whole lot less time consuming! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: The world could use a good laugh these days! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: Don't worry… you've still got a LOT of hair on your head!
