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INSIDE: Come to find out, it was a hat. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: MUCHAS GRASSY-ASS! ------------- Classic Snafu humor in a thank you card. Send thanks and get a laugh in return! Win-win.
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INSIDE: ...unless of course, you're a man. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...your grip on reality, that is! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I’m too out of breath from doing my happy dance!
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INSIDE: Sorry I missed your birthday, but my head was... well you know! Happy Belated Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thanks a heap! ----------- A great card to share with the more curmudgeon-ly type. The dog is cute though!
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INSIDE: Except that one you keep having where you're walking around naked at your old high school. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But you already have one of those. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: It's alright to go further, you know. Happy Anniversary!
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INSIDE: …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You impressed the crap out of me. Congratulations!
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INSIDE: I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about. So I got you this card. Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: They are, but you’ll have more fun if you don’t think about it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: The world could use a good laugh these days! Happy Birthday
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INSIDE: You two are still a hard act to follow! Happy Anniversary!
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INSIDE: Remember when a quick comb thru was enough? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thanks a Latte! ------ A sweet little card to share with your friends, coffee lovers or not!
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INSIDE: You're really leaving your mark on the world! Congratulations!