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INSIDE: …well, let's just say we shared it. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: I'm fine drinking from the bottle if you are. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Thought you'd enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: ...you don't have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Relax. No one's calling you "Elmer" yet. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Couples like you don't seem to be around anymore. Happy Anniversary!
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INSIDE: I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you that.
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INSIDE: You do everything with so much style!
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Being a great dad has always been your style. Happy Father’s Day!
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Dad, you’ve always been there for me, even changing my diaper when I was a baby. Someday I’ll return the favor!
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INSIDE: Have your cake and eat them too. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Just wanted to flip you the bird for your birthday. Hope it's ducky!
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INSIDE: It's a whole lot less time consuming! Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: And forget the Present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: It must have been horrible without me.
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INSIDE: And by “friends, food and fun” I mean “me, cake and wine.”
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This assortment includes 6 of our friendship and thinking of you cards, each with a white wove envelope. Great to have on hand when you want to...
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INSIDE: …not to mention your dangling participle. Happy Valentine's Day
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INSIDE: and warmest wishes for better and brighter days ahead!
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INSIDE: We still don't know what we want to be when we grow up. Happy Birthday Anyway!
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INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …but I don’t think they meant farts. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: They might eat a whole cake, but they don't cry. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: …"Girls night out" didn't mean walking around the house without a bra? Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: Did I mention I give great hugs? ---- This thank you card sends a true "I care about you" sentiment!
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INSIDE: Come to find out, it was a hat. Happy Birthday!
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INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet. Happy Birthday!
